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ôïõ ÓÅÁ 30-07-05 A Long Time Ago... Íá 'ìáóôå êáé áõôÞí ôçí åâäïìÜäá, ìå Ýíá áêüìç Special (I know u love this shit) MARKET WATCH! ÁõôÞ ôç öïñÜ, èá áó÷ïëçèïýìå ìå óõãêñßóåéò. Óõãêñßóåéò ôïõ ôüôå êáé ôïõ óÞìåñá, ìÞðùò âãÜëïõìå êáìßá Üêñç ãéá ôï áí êáé åöüóïí ç ôùñéíÞ âéïìç÷áíßá Ý÷åé êÜíåé êáíÝíá âÞìá ìðñïóôÜ Þ áêüìá êõíçãÜ ôïõò êáéíïýñãéïõò áíáãíþóôåò ìå ôï äßêáíï (Nah... you already know the answer!)
Hot Book Of The Week Áí Ýãñáöá ôï MARKET WATCH ðñéí áðü 10-15 ÷ñüíéá, óßãïõñá óå áõôü ôï êïììÜôé èá åß÷á ìßá áðü ôéò áêüëïõèåò 3 åðéëïãÝò:
ÓÞìåñá áðü ôçí Üëëç Ý÷ïõìå ðÜëé 3 åðéëïãÝò:
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To The Limit Ôüôå êáé ôþñá, ôá ëåãüìåíá Trade Paperbacks. Ôüôå, åß÷áìå Ýíá âéâëéáñÜêé ãéá ôéò ìåãÜëåò-óçìáíôéêÝò éóôïñßåò, ãéá êÜðïéá óõãêåêñéìÝíá runs êáëëéôå÷íþí (âëÝðå Miller) Þ êÜðïéá maxi series. Ôþñá Ý÷ïõìå TPB's üëùí ôùí åéäþí: Ãéá ìåãÜëá runs, ãéá ìéêñüôåñá, ãéá 2-part stories, ãéá mini series, Þ áêüìá êáé ôá ëåãüìåíá Collected Editions ðïõ âãÜæåé êõñßùò ç Top Cow. ÐïëëÝò öïñÝò ìÜëéóôá ìßá óåéñÜ ìðïñåß íá Ý÷åé êáé 2, Þ êáé ôñéþí åéäþí âéâëßá ãéá ôçí ßäéá éóôïñßá! ÐáñÜäåéãìá; ÐÜñôå ôï BONE ôïõ Jeff Smith. Ðüóá äéáöïñåôéêÜ TPBs Ý÷ïõí ðÝóåé õðü ôçí áíôßëçøÞ óáò; ×ùñßò íá õðïëïãßóù ôá ðñüóöáôá Ýã÷ñùìá êáé ôï BONE ONE VOLUME, èõìÜìáé ãýñù óôá ôñßá! ¹ ôï FATHOM ôïõ Michael Turner, Ý÷åé ôá êëáóóéêÜ Collected Editions, ôá normal ÔPB -äýï ôïí áñéèìü ìå ìéóÜ ôåý÷ç ôï êáèÝíá- êáé Ýíá ãåíéêü ôï ïðïßï áí äåí áðáôþìáé êõêëïöïñåß ìüíï óå Hardcover! Åßðáìå, êáëü ìáò êÜíïõí ôá âéâëéáñÜêéá, åéäéêÜ ãéá Ýíáí áíáãíþóôç ðïõ èÝëåé íá äéáâÜóåé ìßá êáëÞ éóôïñßá, áëëÜ Ýëåïò! Áðïñþ, ôüóï öôçíü åßíáé ôï ÷áñôß êáé ôá åêôõðùôéêÜ óôçí ÁìåñéêÞ;
Disappointment Áò èõìçèïýìå óåéñÝò ðïõ Þôáí ðñáãìáôéêÜ åëååéíÝò ðñïò ôá ôÝëç ôïõ ðåñáóìÝíïõ áéþíá: Êáôáñ÷Üò Ýíá ìåãÜëï ðïóïóôü ôùí limited series ôïõ Spider-man. Åêåßíá ôá MUTANT AGENDA êáé VENOM áíÞêïõí ðëÝïí óå áõôü ðïõ ïé ìáãáæÜôïñåò áðïêáëïýí "óáâïýñá". ÈõìÜóôå ôï 2099; ÈõìÜóôå ôï RIPCLAW; Ôï WARLOCK; Ôï DAMAGE; ¼ëá áõôÜ ôá ðáñåëèïíôéêÜ áôïðÞìáôá ðïõ óÞìåñá äåí áîßæïõí äåêÜñá (áó÷Ýôùò áí ïñéóìÝíá åß÷áí ðïéüôçôá, áõôü åßíáé Üëëï èÝìá) óå ôß áíôéóôïé÷ïýí ôç óÞìåñïí çìÝñá; Ìðïñåß ï êáéíïýñãéïò áéþíáò íá åßíáé áêüìç öñåóêüôáôïò, áëëÜ Þäç ôÝôïéá projects Ý÷ïõí äéáãñáöåß áðü ôç ìíÞìç ìáò: SENTINEL, MARY JANE, JUBILEE, THE TENTH, 7 GUYS OF JUSTICE, MY MONKEY'S NAME IS JENNIFER (and my dog's name is Fluffy, what's your fucking point?)... Åëðßæù ìüíï ï êáôÜëïãïò íá ìçí áõîçèåß ìå ñõèìïýò ãåùìåôñéêÞò ðñïüäïõ.
Massive Hysteria Íá êé Ýíá óçìåßï óôï ïðïßï ôßðïôá äåí Ý÷åé áëëÜîåé ìå ôá ÷ñüíéá: Ç åìðïñéêÞ áíôéìåôþðéóç ôùí åôáéñéþí üóïí áöïñÜ ôá major events ôïõò! ÐÜíôïôå åß÷áìå ìßá êåíôñéêÞ éóôïñßá-Üîïíá êáé ï÷ôáêüóéåò ÷éëéÜäåò tie-ins, ìå ôç äéáöïñÜ âÝâáéá ðùò óÞìåñá Ý÷ïõìå êáé ôá incentives êáé ôá 2nd-3rd editions åðéðñïóèÝôùò. Ãéá ôïõ ëüãïõ ôï áëçèÝò, óáò ðáñáèÝôù äýï êáôáëüãïõò: ¸íá complete lists ôïõ ôüôå êáé Ýíá ôïõ óÞìåñá ìå ôéò ðëÞñåéò éóôïñßåò ôùí áêüëïõèùí events ôùí äýï ìåãÜëùí åôáéñéþí: Marvel ôüôå
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The Professionals ÊÜôé Ý÷åé áëëÜîåé óôéò óçìåñéíÝò éóôïñßåò ðïõ äéáâÜæïõìå... áëëÜ ôß; Á, íáé, ïé Þñùåò Ý÷ïõí ùñéìÜóåé. ÊÜðïôå, üôáí äýï ìåãÜëåò ïìÜäåò åâñßóêïíôù óôïí ßäéï ÷þñï, ïé ïðïßåò óçìåéùôÝïí ü÷é ìüíï ãíùñßæïíôáí ìåôáîý ôïõò áëëÜ ìÝëç áõôþí åß÷áí êáé óõããåíéêÝò Þ öéëéêÝò ó÷Ýóåéò, ðÜíôïôå ç äéáäéêáóßá Þôáí ç ßäéá: Ðïëý îýëï êáé ìåôÜ åñùôÞóåéò. ÊÜôé ôïõ óôõë: "Á! Åßóôå ïé X-Force! Êé åóåßò Ý÷åôå ôïí Xavier ãéá ðíåõìáôéêü ðáôÝñá óáí åìÜò ôïõò X-Factor! ÃåéÜ óïõ (óõìðëçñþóôå Ýíá üíïìá ìåôáëëáãìÝíïõ) ðþò ðÜåé; Ç ìáìÜ ìáò èÝëåé óðßôé ìåôÜ ôïí êáâãÜ! -Ðïéïí êáâãÜ;- ÃáìéÝóáé öôçíÞ ðïõôÜíá ðïõ ðÞãåò ìå ôçí Üëëç ïìïäåáôÞ ïìÜäá! Lets Waste them! Yeah!" ÓÞìåñá, Ý÷ïõìå ðåñÜóåé óå Üëëá åðßðåäá äéáíüçóçò: üëá èá ëõèïýí ìå ôç óõæÞôçóç. ÊÜðïéá åéñùíéêÜ ó÷ïëéÜêéá èá ðÝóïõí áëëÜ ðïôÝ äå èá ïöçãÞóïõí óå êáâãÜ ãéáôß ðÜíôïôå Ýíáò Cyclops Þ ìßá Wonder Woman èá åßíáé åêåß íá êáôåõíÜóåé ôá ðíåýìáôá. "¸ëá ôþñá, ìç ãßíåóáé êáêüò! Áöïý ôï îÝñåéò ðùò ï êáëüò ìáò ößëïò (óõìðëçñþóôå ôï üíïìá ôïõ õðåñâïëéêÜ ïîýèõìïõ Þñùá ôçò áñåóêåßáò óáò) åßíáé êáëü ðáéäß áëëÜ äåí Ý÷åé ôñüðïõò! -Áõôü åßíáé áëÞèåéá. Ößëïé; -ÃáìéÝóáé.- Ðïëý å÷èñéêüò... áò ôï áíáëýóïõìå ëßãï áêüìá..." ÔåëéêÜ ôß ðñïôéìÜôå; Ôçí Üóêïðç âßá Þ ôçí áôåëåßùôç âáñåìÜñá; Ôß ðïõëÜåé êáëýôåñá; ¸ëá íôå! Áêüìá ôï øÜ÷íïõí!
Variant Watch ÊÜðïôå õðÞñ÷áí ôá variants. Ôþñá, Ý÷ïõìå ôá... variants! Ìüíï ðïõ åßíáé êáôéôßò ðåñéóóüôåñá! ÐëÝïí Ý÷ïõìå ðÜíù áðü 50 äéáöïñåôéêÜ åßäç alternate covers, üëùí ôùí ÷ñùìÜôùí êáé ôùí ðïéêéëéþí, ðñïóèÝóôå êáé ôá êáéíïýñãéá Director's Cut Editions, ôá äåýôåñá Ýùò ðÝìðôá printings ðïõ áëëÜæïõí åîþöõëëá êáé öõóéêÜ üëá áõôÜ ôá incentives ðïõ Ý÷ïõí ÷Üóåé ôç ëïãéêÞ ôïõ ïíüìáôüò ôïõò! "Retailers Incentive Editions". Óå ôß äéáöÝñïõí áðü ôá Üëëá, ôá áðëÜ. ¸íá ðñïò Ôüóï variants; Ðüóï ìðïñåß áêüìç ç áãïñÜ íá áíôÝîåé ôÝôïéåò õðåñâïëÝò; Áí èõìÜóôå êáëÜ, ðñéí áðü ìßá ðåíôáåôßá ôï üëï áõôü èÝìá ôùí ðïëëáðëþí åîùöýëëùí åß÷å óôáìáôÞóåé åîáéôßáò ôùí ìåéùìÝíùí ðùëÞóåùí. Ôþñá ôï ðþò êáé ôï ãéáôß Ýãéíå áõôï ôï ìáæéêü comeback, êáé öõóéêÜ óôï ôß ìÝëåé ãåíÝóèå, Ýíá åñùôçìáôéêü êáëýðôåé ôç âéïìç÷áíßá.
Ups and Downs & Comics Related... ...åßíáé äýï êáôçãïñßåò ðïõ äåí êïëëÜíå ìå ôï óçìåñéíü special. Next time!
Cover Me! Variant Editions ôüôå, êáé ôþñá: ÔÏÔÅ: CRY FOR DAWN #8 Limited Edition, F5#1 Alternative European Edition
ÔÙÑÁ: HOUSE OF M #2 Incentive Variant, GREEN LANTERN #1 Variant
And Now... Something Completely Different Ôüôå êáé ôþñá... åéëéêñéíÜ, äå âëÝðù íá Ý÷ïõí áëëÜ îåé êáé ðïëëÜ ðñÜãìáôá ìÝóá óôá ôåëåõôáßá 10 ÷ñüíéá. ÌéëÜù ãéá ÷ïíôñÝò áëëáãÝò, ü÷é ôùí åñ÷ïìü ôùí reality ðáé÷íéäéþí êáé Üëëåò ôÝôïéåò ìáëáêßåò! Ç êõâÝñíçóç Üëëáîå. Íáé. Ç ãåíéêÞ ðïëéôéêÞ âÝâáéá ðáñáìÝíåé ç ßäéá, êáé äå íïìßæù ðùò èá ìðïñïýóå íá ãßíåé êÜôé ôï äéáöïñåôéêü ïýôùò Þ Üëëùò. ÊÜôé óáí ôï èÝìá ôçò ðáéäåßáò: ¼ðïéïò áíáëáìâÜíåé ôá õðïõñãéêÜ ôïõ êáèÞêïíôá Ý÷åé Ýíá üñáìá. Äåí îÝñù ôß áêñéâþò, áëëÜ üôé ôï Ý÷åé, ôï Ý÷åé! ÁëëÜæåé ëïéðüí ôïí ôñüðï äéåîáãùãÞò ôùí åîåôÜóåùí, êÜíá äõï ðñáãìáôÜêéá óôï Ëýêåéï êáé óôçí äéäáêôÝá ýëç, êáé áõôü åßíáé ôï ìåãÜëï ôïõ ó÷Ýäéï. Ôá ðñïâëÞìáôá âÝâáéá ðáñáìÝíïõí áêñéâþò ôá ßäéá, ßóùò ëßãï ðéï ðåñßðëïêá, êé áõôü äåí ôïí ðïëõáðáó÷ïëåß. Ôï ßäéï êáé ìå Üëëïõò ôïìåßò ôçò êáèçìåñéíüôçôáò. Ãéá ðáñÜäåéãìá ïé ãõíáßêåò ðáñáìÝíïõí ôï ßäéï áøõ÷ïëüãçôåò. ¼,ôé êé áí ðåéò Þ êÜíåéò, ôï áðïôÝëåóìá èá óå åêðëÞîåé! ÓõíÞèùò ðñïò ôï ÷åéñüôåñï åííïåßôáé, áëëÜ üóï æåéò ìáèáßíåéò! Ôß ìáèáßíåéò äçëáäÞ, óßãïõñá ôçí åðüìåíç öïñÜ èá ðÝóåéò óå ìßá åíôåëþò äéáöïñåôéêÞ ðåñßðôùóç (Þ "ðåñßðôùóç") ç ïðïßá èá óïõ áíïßîåé êáéíïýñãéïõò ïñßæïíôåò öáëëïêñáôéêÞò ðñïäéÜèåóçò! Ôï èÝìá ïéêéáêÞ ïéêïíïìßá áò ìçí ôï áããßîù êáëýôåñá. ¸ôóé üðùò ðÜìå óå ëßãá ÷ñüíéá èá ðåñíÜìå ìå øùìß êáé åëéÝò óáí ôïõò áñ÷áßïõò ¸ëëçíåò! Ôß Üëëáîå ëïéðüí; ºóùò ôá ðÜíôá. Ôï ðñüâëçìá üìùò åßíáé ðùò ü,ôé áëëÜæåé ôåëéêÜ ïäåýåé ðñïò ôï ÷åéñüôåñï, "êáé áõôü åßíáé äÝóìåõóç"! |
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